Imagination does not Exist-Hafiz
You should come close to me tonight wayfarer for I will be celebrating you your beauty still causes me madness keeps the neighbours complaining when I start shouting in the middle of the night because I cant bear all this joy I will be giving birth to suns I will be holding forests upside down gently shaking soft animals from trees and burrows into... [Read more...]
Post-Burning Man Report-The Redhead Review
Like many, many before me, and many, many after me, I will now break down one redhead’s adventure of camping alone, in the desert. If you are not interested/may be offended/don’t have the time, skip now, and come back later. If you have a passing interest, nay, a pea pod, stick around, and I’ll make it worth your while. Warning off*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Timing,... [Read more...]
The Information Booth
A few months, I noticed a trend. People LOVE to come up to me and ask me questions. I noticed this trend because the usually-locked front door of my office was open one day, and people walked in all day and asked me things. Random things. Big things. Little things. Direction things. even technological things. So of course, I called my friend Costello.... [Read more...]
Your Honor
The last month or so I’ve noticed an odd thing. I’ve been singled out by a smattering of various friends who feel like telling me about the positive impact I’ve made on their life. It’s as if they suddenly woke up with a strong sense of Complimetaryisis and called me up to waft fabulous, heartfelt, sincere, tear-inducing sweet... [Read more...]
Favorite text messages
From Tea, 08/04/07 Thanks for the surprise B-day gift, but where are my falafel tacos? From Belen, 11/16/07 Belen loves you and wishes to remind you what a phenomenal womanhumananimal you are. She also apologizes for txting in 3rd person- she is distracted with a taco From Annika, before she left for New Zealand-12/12/07-after a round of “I was... [Read more...]
