Ode to Redheads-Tom Robbins

Ode to Redheads-Tom Robbins

  How are we to explain the power these daughters of ancient Henna have over us bemused sons of Eros?   Red hair is a woman’s game. The harsh truth is, most red-haired men look like blonds who’ve spoiled from lack of refrigeration. They look like brown-haired men who’ve been composted. Yet that same pigmentation that on a man... [Read more...]

Conman-Jeremy Clark-Erskine

Conman-Jeremy Clark-Erskine

It was an ordinary night in October, 2009. I was on OKCupid, considering disabling my profile, as I was exhausted from dating, and wanted to take a break. A handsome and charming young man and I started chatting on IM, and he impulsively asked me if he could meet me for some ice cream, right then. So I said yes (what the hell sort of thinking). 2 dates... [Read more...]

There IS a “Try”

There IS a “Try”

“Do or do not.  There is no try.” Ever since that damned Muppet, poor “try” has gotten a bad rap.   I happen to like “trying” and I’ll tell you why. I can certainly understand where the Yoda sentiment came from.   Too often we are told by people “I’ll try”, when what they really mean is... [Read more...]

Temperature Check

Temperature Check

I feel like it’s been a long time since I’ve just updated you guys on how Life In General has been. I mean, sure you want to know the major epic stories about Burning Man, about the feelings of gratitude, etc, etc, but really,what about the daily triumphs? The failures? The snit fits? Where’s the pulp, am I right? Admit it, you’ve... [Read more...]

Favorite text messages

Favorite text messages

From Tea, 08/04/07 Thanks for the surprise B-day gift, but where are my falafel tacos? From Belen, 11/16/07 Belen loves you and wishes to remind you what a phenomenal womanhumananimal you are. She also apologizes for txting in 3rd person- she is distracted with a taco From Annika, before she left for New Zealand-12/12/07-after a round of “I was... [Read more...]

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